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This JOKE won an award for the best joke competition
Comments (1)A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, “You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbour, get outta here.”
The astonished Chinese man replied, “It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese”.
“Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you’re all the same,” replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, “You sank theTitanic, my forefathers were on that ship.”
Shocked, Spielberg replies, “It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.”
The Chinese replies, “Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you’re all the same.”
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This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and was sent by an INDIAN … !!!
If you love someone … [different views]
Comments (2)- THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was …
- & THE NEW VERSIONS …
| Pessimist:
If you love someone, |
Playful:
If you love someone, |
| Optimist:
If you love someone, |
Suspicious:
If you love someone, |
| Bill Gates:
If you love someone, |
Finance expert:
If you love someone |
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Google open sources RatProxy security tool, Web sniffer made available to all
Google has released the source code for its internal RatProxy security tool.
The software analyses web pages for potential security risks and reports back to the site administrator.
RatProxy can pick up cross-site scripting flaws and incomplete cross-site defence mechanisms, as well as potential data leak sources and risky code that retrieves data from outside domains.
Google hopes that developers will put the tool to use when coding new web-based services that rely on multiple sites and outside sources for data.
Michal Zalewski, a security engineer at Google, warned, however, that the tool should not be considered a substitute for a thorough analysis by a security professional.
“We feel it will be a valuable contribution to the information security community, helping to advance the understanding of security challenges associated with contemporary web technologies,” he said.
“We believe that responsible security research brings a net overall benefit to the safety of the web as a whole, and have released this tool explicitly to support that kind of research.”
Users can download RatProxy from the Google Code site. The tool works on Windows, Linux, FreeBSD and MacOS X operating systems.
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Acrobat 9 Professional Essential Training, Lynda.com with: Brian Wood
Leave a CommentWith Acrobat 9, Adobe continues to evolve the venerable PDF from a simple paperless document into a collaborative hub for many forms of digital communication. In Acrobat 9 Professional Essential Training, Brian Wood explores the many new and enhanced features in version 9 of Acrobat Standard, Acrobat Pro, and Acrobat Pro Extended. He demonstrates different ways to create and modify PDFs, including the enhanced OCR tool, and shows how to combine them with other files into a PDF Portfolio. Brian covers collaboration in detail, including the new Collaborate Live and Shared Review options. He also investigates redaction and other security features.
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Microsoft Preps Live Hotmail Refresh
Microsoft Preps Live Hotmail Refresh
Microsoft has been doing a lot this week to help boost the image of the future for their Live services, along with the recently released “wave 3″ of Windows Live utilities, Microsoft has sent an email out to their Live Hotmail subscribers outlining some of the changes they have planned to give a boost to the service.
Based on customer feedback, Microsoft has focused on making the next version of Live Hotmail faster, in fact they claim the next version will be nearly 70% faster when signing in, opening and viewing messages when used with a broadband connection and up to 56% faster on slower connections.
To add a new twist to the ever increasing storage-size war between Microsoft, Google and Yahoo… Microsoft has upped the ante by planning to introduce a storage system that “will grow with you” — while not mentioning specifics, they claim that as you need more storage for your messages, you’ll get it and while there will be a limit it will be “so large that chances are you won’t even come close to them.”
Other new features include the ability to IM directly from the Hotmail interface, improvements to the calendaring system and a revamped UI. Rumor has it that the UI will attempt to merge some of the innovations of the latest version with the more familiar, simpler, Hotmail that layout users were used to before the last upgrade.
Microsoft Search Server Express is FREE!
Microsoft Search Server Express is FREE!
The people in your organization are hard at work making things happen. When they need publicly available information to get the job done, they know how to search on the Internet to find it. But when they need information available within your business, they need enterprise search.
You want a search solution that allows you to deliver the simple, easy-to-use experience your users expect, while at the same time meeting the security and manageability requirements your IT environment demands.
Featured Resources
FAST Search and Transfer
FAST Search and Transfer is now a Microsoft subsidiary.
Search Server 2008 Express Heroes
Microsoft Search Server 2008 Express heroes change the way their organization uses search to find information. Find out how Search Server Express made these IT Professionals into Search Heroes.
The Search Connector Gallery
Learn more about extending your Microsoft enterprise search solution to connect with your information and business systems using Indexing and Federated Search Connectors
Microsoft Partners
Learn more about the Quickstart for Microsoft Search Program
Get redistribution rights for Microsoft Search Server 2008 Express
Forrester Report: “Microsoft: The Latest Disrupter in Enterprise Search”
This Forrester report examines Microsoft’s expanded enterprise search offerings. Analyst Ken Poore writes “Microsoft Search Server 2008 raises the bar and frees up search. This week, Microsoft made its latest move into the enterprise search platforms market with two strategic products: Microsoft Search Server Express 2008 and Microsoft Search Server 2008.”
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DevComponents DotNetBar 5.6.0.5
DotNetBar Suite helps you with 17 stunning components for creating professional user interfaces with ease.
DotNetBar 5.5 is first component that offers fully featured Office 2007 Ribbon Control.
DotNetBar also provides Office 2007, VS.NET 2005, Office 2003 / OfficeXP / Office 2000 style menus and toolbars, OfficeXP like Task Panes and Auto-Hide Tabbed Dockable Windows for your .NET Windows Forms applications. DotNetBar also includes the Outlook 2003 style Navigation Pane control, OneNote style tab control, Side-bar control, WindowsXP style Explorer-bar, TabStrip, Wizard control and Windows XP style Balloon control.
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